Where Laughter Abides

Things he says or has said that tickle me...

*Playing Scrabble*
Me: Really? That's the move you're making?!
Him: Man, that was luck. I didn't even know 'won' (pronouncing it as 'Juan') was a word.
Me:(pausing) You didn't know what was a word...? (giggling)
Him:(bursts into laughter)Oh, man...


Me: (faux indignation)Cheerio? What does that even mean?
Him: (with confidence) The British. You know they're always hungry.
Me: (playing along) Is that why they have tea between lunch and dinner?
Him: (nodding and smiling) They're like, "Cheerio!" As in, "Hi, do you have any (Cheerios)?"

Him: "What makes a serial killer a serial killer?"
Me: "I don't know."
Him: "Hm. I bet eight boxes a day will do it. Actually, one box of cereal a day would make you a cereal killer."

LoL T'rr'bl!